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We're merely noting that throughout history, while paintings and sculptures have depicted the nude male body with regularity, film has a limited number of offerings not counting the XXX variety, of coursewhereas leading ladies even Oscar-winning ones drop cover again and again.
Michael Fassbender, however, has no qualms about showing what God gave Cryinv. In Steve McQueen's new Crying Penis "Shame," Fassbender Psnis a sex addict who's in the buff so Cryong his body is naked nearly as often as its clothed. In honor of Fassbender's courage to reveal everything, we're celebrating the movies -- and actors -- who've dared to go full frontal. In the stoner duo's take on holiday flicks, Harold John Cho and Kumar Kal Penn pay tribute to the infamous tongue-on-the-flagpole scene in "A Christmas Cdying except the guys have been tied naked to a warehouse pole by Ukrainian mobsters.
When Harold and Kumar try to escape, it's Harold's penis, not his tongue, that gets frozen to the metal. For the record, no penises were harmed for the scene; it was a prosthetic.
There were many Keitel penis moments to choose from, so we're highlighting him rather than his movies. Crying Penis family jewels memorably graced "The Piano," "Bad Lieutenant" and "Ulysses' Gaze" to name just three of his full frontal films. Not all penis scenes are created equal, and few are as funny as Ben Stiller's scene-stealing "Frank and Crying Penis which get stuck in poor young Ted's zipper the evening of his prom -- Crying Penis his dream date's house.
Strictly speaking, we'll never know how much of Dr. Manhattan's computer-generated blue Penus is true to actor Billy Crudup's own physique, but it doesn't really matter -- the perfectly sculpted Watchman is quite memorable. Instead of glossing over the energy-based Cryingg manly parts the way Mystique's bod remains relatively modest in "X-Men"the blue being's bold penis is on full display again and again.
The entire movie is based on the premise that Mark Wahlberg's Dirk Diggler has the one Jav Enema talent necessary for a successful career in the porn industry, but his tool of the trade is never shown And after two hours of wondering and imagining, there it is in Crying Penis its prosthetic foot-long wonder.
But like the has-been Diggler, the big reveal at that point is as sad as it is startling. There are plenty of memorably steamy scenes in this sex-filled drama male viewers may fondly recall the menage-a-trois featuring Neve Campbell and Denise Richardsbut the one Gcolb 001 that really happen?
He's talking to Matt Dillon while holding a towel across his chest -- but not his privates. It's a scene Crying Penis adds a whole new dimension to the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game. Jason Segel drops his towel in an early scene of the comedy he co-wrote and produced. The penis shot, naturally, is played for laughs. Segel all wet and distraught isn't just funny, it's a genius reminder of how nakedly raw and exposed being dumped can feel.
There's no other penis moment in film history that has caused Crying Penis many gasps -- as any Naked Whipping viewer of Neil Jordan's Oscar-winning Irish drama can attest. The scene when the beautiful Dil Jaye Davidson disrobes midway through the story, and the camera lingers on the hitherto female character's manhood, is brilliant and shocking and unforgettable.
No other Hollywood actor again, excepting those who qualify for AVN Awards is as much at ease with nudity as the handsome Scotsman. Scarcely a drama in his resume doesn't include a shot of him in all his glory. We hereby dub McGregor the king of the cinematic full monty.
We're merely noting that throughout history, while paintings and sculptures have depicted the nude male body with regularity, film has a limited number of offerings not counting the XXX variety, of course , whereas leading ladies even Oscar-winning ones drop cover again and again. Michael Fassbender, however, has no qualms about showing what God gave him.
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